Ashton Primary School is the school that Henry, along with his friends and enemies, attends.
Staff
| Staff member | Job title |
|---|---|
| Mrs Oddbod | Headteacher |
| Miss Battle-Axe | Teacher/deputy head |
| Miss Lovely | Teacher |
| Soggy Sid/Mr Soggington | PE/swimming teacher |
| Greasy Greta | Dinner lady |
| Madame Tutu | Dance teacher |
| Wheely Walter | Teacher |
| Mr Nerdon | Supply teacher |
| Rabid Rebecca/Miss Rancid | Supply teacher |